UHMANDUH PLEASE

bellig-on-the-reg:

sometimes when i rub my eye like 6 eyelashes come out
and I get kinda upset because I definitely needed those, I really don’t have enough to just lose them like that

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towardsabetterme:

The most awesome thing about the autistic kid that I take care of is everything. He loves dinosaurs, robots, Dr. Who, The Ghost Busters, Time travel movies like Bill and Teds excellent adventure, and the kid loves edm. He hopped in my car and asked me to play Daft Punk. I almost hugged him when I remembered he doesn’t like being touched. LOL.

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

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